Hans Und Jorg

This is a page deadickated to our Musicmen (they come form far away, What can they play? They play the Piano).
Hans Und Jorg hoo were originally from germany but moved to oostin to get away from da Bortley Crew.

This is Hans Petersonn who is his own Father und Bruder

This be Josep Jorp Hoo used to be a nutter

This is Hans Und Jorg Mit their Translator Frau Küntoonar

The pictures were taken on a photo shoot in Walta's Wood

Interesting Fact - Hans Was seeing Eva Braun Behind Hilters Back and is soley responsible for the Battle of Oostin

Interesting Fact 2 - Jorg Breeds With the Trees and walk arond with his fly open as it is part of his religion

Interesting Fact 3 - Hans und Jorg were the inspiration for the Condom and other birth control methods

Interesting Fact 4 - Hans und Jorg are wanted by the German Goverment for their envolvement in the worls biggest tampon smuggling scam

Interesting Fact 5 - Hans Has No face