Da Battle Of Oostin
Da Battle was a momentous occasion in da history of oostin.
It all started in 1066 when Hitler walked in on Hans Petersonn giving his wife some meat
This made Hitler go all huffy as he was strict vegeterian so Hans Slaped Hitler on the Brow and then Gave Eva a Gute stuffing with p[lenty of sdage and onion.
on 19th of may 1066 Hilter Allied With the Celts and Declared War On Oostin
By this time Oostin Had the use of Napoleon.
Day of battles Occur in Ross Park.
On the 22nd of July 1069 Hitler and the Celts were inch away from caputuring the scout hut when the brooms awoke for the first time and Hilter and His Celts Were Slung into a Diffent period of time.
The Brooms now lies Dormant waiting to rise again when Oostin is in need.
Be Content While The Brooms is asleep for when the beast awakes the world shall tremble
- Pope John Paul II (1945)